Too Many Song Lyrics

One of my biggest complaints is Bobby doesn't hear me. I think I may have it figured out! 

At our songwriter round the other night, We had some new writers going up to the stage. He asked me their names, walked to the stage and as soon as that microphone hit his lips, he had forgotten their names. Everyone laughed, but huh???

This man knows song lyrics from songs written in the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's. He actually sang a song on stage the other night which was the first song he had ever written when he was 8 years old. He played and sang it flawlessly.  That was 47 years ago! So, I think if they could examine his memory, there would be boxes upon boxes of song lyrics in his memory and he's just run out of space in there. There's no room left for even the smallest piece of information.

I think new information goes into his ear and moves around for a second but can't find a place to land, so it flies right back out of the other ear. It's not his fault really, it's just his profession. How does he remember new songs you ask? Well, it's very possible that there is a spot just for new lyrics, but it's reserved for that and that alone. There must be some sort of intricate lock on that space that only a new song can open. 

That has to be it, because I know I'm an interesting person and what I have to say is valuable....it's just my musician has run out of RAM! Maybe he needs to clean out his cookies and cache??